Hilarious Food Tweets
Step right up to the comedic buffet featured in this edition of “Hilarious Food Tweets ,” where every tweet is a main course of mirth and every hashtag a sprinkle of sass. This collection showcases the lighter side of our daily bread, from epic kitchen fails to the existential crises of choosing the right snack. You’re bound to find yourself nodding and snorting with recognition. I found myself particularly tickled by the ingenious ways we can all relate to food faux pas. I warmly encourage you to join the banter by sharing your most embarrassing food moments, your greatest culinary catastrophes, or just a tweet that had you giggling over your granola.
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, “I know it’s late but do you want to have cheese toast?” That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 3, 2021
me: i’ll make omelette
*flips the omelette*
me: i’ll make scrambled egg
— Maruf (@m3aruf) August 13, 2020
Currently standing in front of my pantry eating a “temporary” snack while trying to decide on a more formal, permanent snack.
— I Might Be Funny (@imightbefunny1) October 5, 2022
Charcuterie boards have led me to believe that eating my weight in cheese in one sitting is ok as long as I have a couple grapes with it.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) January 15, 2022
2:00pm: Gonna save the other half of this sandwich for later
2:06pm: Time to finish that sandwich
— Dylan Farella (@dfarella) February 5, 2019
Breakfast: 300 calories
Lunch: 400 calories
Dinner: 600 calories
Evening Snack: 2,400,000 calories— That Carly Girl (@thatcarlygirl) August 4, 2015
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected
— Sommer Ray (@SommerRay) May 29, 2018
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
— RC deWinter (@RCdeWinter) September 13, 2021
When slicing cheese, for every slice you slice, you must eat a slice. This is the only method. All other methods are wrong.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 3, 2018
they should give you bread before stuff everywhere, not just at restaurants
— Andrea More (@amore_orless) May 13, 2021
I sure do eat a lot of food for someone that expects to fit into clothes.
— yelisa (@beingyelisa) April 9, 2017
What should I eat tonight ……. The groceries i spent $100 on or order in pad thai for the 5th time this week?
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) January 22, 2021
I was gonna start dieting, but Halloween is coming up, then Thanksgiving, and Christmas candy. Before you know it, it’s BBQ season again and I’m not about to turn down a cheeseburger
— KikiBeThicc🥓 (@KikiBeThicc) October 21, 2021
Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 21, 2014
My 9-year-old daughter has taken an old lip balm tube and filled it with cheese so she can eat it in class. pic.twitter.com/YEAqZx2wnr
— Valerie Schremp Hahn 📰 (@valeriehahn) September 17, 2019
Day 12 -without chocolate.
I just lost hearing in my left eye.— ⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ (@metickleu) July 16, 2020
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